So I just woke up this morning...
I never sleep in so late. Which really isn't that late,
I mean... It's 10 in the morning, that's actually early compared to some teens.
Anyway, I woke up to a message to this guy named Junior,
(Moron is his name in my phone) Saying "hey baby"
Funny thing, he doesn't know my real name.
My friend and I decided to mess with his head and I made a fake name up and all this weird shhhtuuuffff..

I told Junior that he was I was pregnant with his kid and that we have been together for the last 6 months.
He kept asking me questions like, "Where do I live, what's my name, how old am I" But in text language...
This guy is 20 years old and doesn't know sh** about anything! He is stupidly playing along with this game too!
Who does that? ... Then again who pretends to be pregnant with some guys baby.
(Off the record, I am not pregnant)

He asked if I knew all his brothers and sisters names and how many he had...
I don't know much except that he lives close to me and that he is 20 and his name is Junior,
so I decided to tell him we didn't talk about family stuff because of my "situation."
He thinks that I have no family and that I am afraid to leave my house,
And he thinks I live in Winona.
I don't think I have been so entertained before by something so stupid.

Oh and today I am going to freak out on him saying that I thought he was someone else and that he led me on....
Even though I know that it was him and yeah. But its a great way to get him to leave Alana alone.
She was so annoyed with him,
And I understand where she is coming from with the whole text language he has,
Is it even english? I should just talk in french to him so he knows how it feels to see a foriegn language.
And then he might spell his words out insead of saying,
"im bord, nd this is stupid, nd...? how do u knw me........? THE STUPID ... THING!
Oh that just drove my crazy, of all things ... over everything!
Okay, good now =)

Oh he also used faces a lot, I never thought I could get annoyed with a face.
This guy really knows how to annoy people.